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Classic I Have Neither Nor The Crayons To Explain This To You T Shirts

Classic I Have Neither Nor The Crayons To Explain This To You T Shirts Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee

Sale price  $23.94 Regular price  $31.94
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Premium DTG Printed Apparel – Made to Order

The kind of piece that gets compliments on day one and still looks fresh six months later. Printed on Gildan® apparel with fade-resistant DTG ink. Built for your lifestyle.

📸 What you see is a T-Shirt mockup, but don’t stop there – this design comes in 4 different styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Crewneck Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Choose your favorite and we’ll make it just for you.

The Good Stuff

  • 🎨 Looks Fresh, Stays Fresh – High-res DTG printing captures every detail. Machine-wash friendly.
  • 🧵 Not Your Average Blank – Gildan® Ultra Cotton & Heavy Blend – the same blanks top brands trust.
  • 👕 Fits Like It Should – Classic cut, taped neck & shoulders, tear-away label. Nothing scratchy, nothing awkward.
  • 🇺🇸 Cotton Done Right – Sourced under the US Cotton Trust Protocol. Premium quality, responsibly grown.

Material Details

  • T-Shirt & Long Sleeve: Pure cotton (5.3–6 oz) – breathable comfort, durable construction.
  • Sweatshirt & Hoodie: 8 oz, 50/50 cotton/poly blend – cozy, durable, resists pilling.
  • Sport Grey uses a 90/10 cotton/poly blend for its signature heathered tone.

Pick Your Color & Size

Browse colors and sizes to find your perfect match:

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Size Chart

  1. Find your color in the chart above.
  2. Match your measurements to the size guide.
  3. Add to cart and check out securely.

Shipping & Returns

  • Production: 1–3 business days.
  • 📦 USA Standard: 3–7 business days.
  • USA Rush: 3–5 business days.
  • 🌍 International: 1–2 weeks.

Your order is freshly printed just for you. Make sure to check the size chart before ordering. Size exchanges aren’t possible for made-to-order items, but we’re here if you need anything.

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