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Drugs Not Hugs Don’t Touch Me Ugly Christmas Sweater Unisex Sweater
Sale price
$42.94
Regular price
$52.94
Holiday-Ready Sweater – Warm, Stretchy & Fun
Cozy, loud and made for the season. A vibrant all-over printed sweater with a textured feel that’s easy to pair with your favorite jeans for an everyday winter look.
📸 The mockup images are a reference preview. Your sweater is custom-made to order, so small differences from the photos are normal.
Here’s Why It’s Worth It
- 🎨 100 DPI All-Over Print – Vivid, detailed artwork across the whole sweater, firmly printed and built to last.
- 🧵 Textured Knit Feel – A thick, stretchy fabric with real texture and warmth.
- 👕 Sizes S–6XL – A wide size range so everyone can find their fit. See the size chart below.
- 🎁 Gift-Ready – Surprise someone with a sweater made just for them.
Details & Care
- Material: Warm, stretchy textured fabric, relaxed slim style.
- Printing: All-over 3D full print at 100 DPI – bright, highly accurate colors.
- Care: hand wash preferred, then lay flat to dry. Do not hang to dry.
Size Guide
Measurements may vary by 1–3 cm (about 0.4–1.2 in) – this is normal. Check the size chart below:
Unisex Sweater — Size Chart (XS–6XL)
| Size | Length | Bust | Shoulder | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 26.37 in (67 cm) | 37.79 in (96 cm) | 16.53 in (42 cm) | 26.37 in (67 cm) |
| S | 27.16 in (69 cm) | 40.94 in (104 cm) | 17.71 in (45 cm) | 26.37 in (67 cm) |
| M | 27.95 in (71 cm) | 44.09 in (112 cm) | 18.89 in (48 cm) | 26.77 in (68 cm) |
| L | 29.13 in (74 cm) | 48.03 in (122 cm) | 19.68 in (50 cm) | 26.77 in (68 cm) |
| XL | 30.31 in (77 cm) | 51.96 in (132 cm) | 20.86 in (53 cm) | 27.55 in (70 cm) |
| 2XL | 30.7 in (78 cm) | 55.11 in (140 cm) | 22.04 in (56 cm) | 27.55 in (70 cm) |
| 3XL | 31.49 in (80 cm) | 59.05 in (150 cm) | 23.22 in (59 cm) | 27.95 in (71 cm) |
| 4XL | 32.28 in (82 cm) | 63.77 in (162 cm) | 24.4 in (62 cm) | 27.95 in (71 cm) |
| 5XL | 33.85 in (86 cm) | 68.5 in (174 cm) | 25.59 in (65 cm) | 28.74 in (73 cm) |
| 6XL | 34.64 in (88 cm) | 70.07 in (178 cm) | 26.37 in (67 cm) | 29.52 in (75 cm) |
Garment measured flat. Measurements may have a 1–3 cm error – this is normal.
- Check the size chart above.
- Select your size.
- Add to cart and proceed to checkout.
Delivery & Handling
- ✅ Production: 1–3 business days.
- 📦 USA Standard: 3–7 business days.
- ⚡ USA Rush: 3–5 business days.
- 🌍 International: 1–2 weeks.
This is a made-to-order, custom-made product. Pattern alignment at the seams and sleeves may vary slightly, and mockups are for reference only. Please confirm your size before checkout – we can’t accept returns for incorrect size selections.
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